David Hall’s
Daughter developed a love of football at a very early age and played for a boys
team in Bradford-on-Avon until she was 10
years old. She was a skilled two footed player who could read the game and
became an outstanding tough tackling defender. When she finished year 5 at the Junior School
she was banned from playing in a mixed team and after her final game in the
boys team it was the boys who were crying because they knew they had lost their
best player.
In today’s
world a 10 year old girl would have no problem joining an Under 11 Ladies
Football Club and most villages have a flourishing female football forum.
However, back in the early 1990’s there were only a limited number of female
football teams in Britain and David struggled to find a team locally for his
Daughter to play competitive football games.
Luckily David
heard about Keynsham Super Strikers, based 22 miles from Bradford-on-Avon
at the grounds of Keynsham Town Football Club. There was a long journey to get
to the training sessions each Saturday morning, taking the ‘southern ring road’
around Bath.
Every time David and his Daughter passed Hilliers Garden Centre David used to
say, ‘if we had a £10 note for every time we passed here,’ and his Daughter
would reply, ‘we would be millionaires Dad’.
As there were
only a limited number of female teams in the South West, Keynsham Super
Strikers had to go on long distance journeys for competitive fixtures in towns
as far afield as Totnes, Barnstable and South Moulton. In the early 1990’s a lot of David’s
weekend activities were involved with football and Keynsham seemed to be at the
centre of his world.
During the
early 2000’s David and two of his mates, Ian Greatbanks and Kevin Beilby, ran
Bristol Rovers Women’s A Team and this management team achieved an
unprecedented 19 game unbeaten run, which has never been repeated. The skill
sets of the three individuals complemented each other:-
- Ian used his management skills to get the best out of the players.
- Kevin, a technically gifted former Footballer, used to create interesting training routines.
- David’s main role was to provide 5 minutes entertainment, helping the girls to relax before the game.
During the
2010’s David, Ian and Kevin gave up their football involvement but each
December they meet up in The Ship Inn at Keynsham for an evening to reflect on
the past and to update each other on developments in the past 12 months. Ian
and Kevin often recount David’s best 5 minutes which was judged as being in
Swindon when David gave a rendition of The Rolling Stones ‘Not Fade Away’
changing the lyrics to fit Rovers A team beating Swindon Spitfires. Ian and
Kevin argue about what was best, David’s harmonica playing or the words he had
constructed!
The ladies
were often transfixed by some of David’s thoughts as being a distant relative
of Bob Paisley, the former Liverpool FC Manager, he could pass on some gems
from the great man:-
- Retain possession, if we have the ball they can’t score.
- Long ball, short ball, it doesn’t matter as long as it is a good ball.
- You have never won the League until the medal is in your hand.
Fast forward
to 2018, Sue Hole rang David regarding a funeral from Keynsham to Haycombe
Crematorium. David did his normal due diligence in checking out the loading
facilities using Google Street View and saw that a common entrance seemed to
exist between Funeralcare and the Kingdom Hall of the Jehovah Witnesses. David
was concerned about the road being blocked by people badly parking cars. David
spoke to Sue Hole and she explained that building work was taking place around
the entrance and that it was best for him to come and judge the facilities for
himself.
David decided
to take his wife with him to give her a trip out which would include a cup of
coffee in Keynsham. David knew that a large Tesco store was behind Funeralcare
and he planned to park in the car park and get some groceries from the Tesco
store. The first thing that David found was that he couldn’t turn right towards
Tesco due to the road layout being changed and he had to go into the Kwik Fit car
park, turn around, go back to the roundabout and then left towards Tesco. As
David drove towards Tesco he couldn’t believe what he was seeing because the
Kingdom Hall had gone, the place was a huge building site with equipment
blocking the entrance into the Funeralcare yard. David then tried to park his
car in the car park but initially couldn’t because it was gridlocked by people
reversing out of a space but the people on the road having no space to let them
out. David wife said, ‘You always say that you should reverse into a space but
drive out!’ As David and his wife approached the Funeralcare entrance he could
see that the builders had erected steel wired fencing which was restricting the
width of the Funeralcare drive. David said to his wife, ‘I’m in for a Missouri
Boat Ride when I come here next Wednesday.’ His wife asked, ‘Are you going to
get Funeralcare to sort out the problem?’ David replied, ‘No I’m going to speak
with the bloke over there with the hi-vis jacket as he seems to be the Site
Forman.’
David
introduced himself, handed over a business card and explained how he needed to
get his lorry into Funeralcare’s yard the following Wednesday. The Site Forman
explained that he was contracted to do the groundwork for a block of flats and
although he was polite he was obviously distracted by calls on his mobile that
related to his project. From the limited words which the Site Forman spoke,
David detected a slight scouse accent.
David asked
the Site Forman, ‘Which part of the Pool do you come from?’
When the Site
Forman said ‘Anfield’, David could see a way to gain his help.
David shook
his hand and said, ‘You don’t know me, but you will know a distant relative of
mine, Bob Paisley.’ The Site Forman’s face lit up.
The Site
Forman introduced himself as David Mullen, provided his landline and mobile
numbers, and asked what help David required. David Mullen then offered to:-
- Stop all work on the site when David arrived with the Leyland Beaver.
- Use his men to stop the traffic entering or leaving Tesco.
- He would guide the Leyland Beaver back into the Funeralcare yard.
David Hall
phoned David Mullen the day before the funeral and David Mullen explained that
the project had moved on and concrete was being poured on the Wednesday,
however, he would ask the driver to make an early start so that the vintage
lorry would get into Funeralcare. He told David Hall not to worry as he would
help him.
Now that
Double Yellow Lines had been introduced in David’s street, for the first time
in 16 years David could have a lie in, have his breakfast and leave for the
funeral at 0900 hours after the school rush had subsided. Previously David
always had to get his lorry out of the street prior to 0700 hours in case of
obstructive parking preventing the vintage lorry getting onto the main road,
which meant that he went to bed early the night before a funeral. Many a night
he would watch the first half of a football match on the TV before getting into
the bath, however, for this Keynsham funeral he watched the whole game in which
Swansea beat Notts County
8-1 in an FA Cup game and Nathan Dyer, who went to the same school as David’s
Daughter, scored twice.
David was out
of his comfort zone leaving at 0900 hours, however, he found the motorists on
the A36 quite happy to sit behind the Leyland Beaver trundling along at 32
miles per hour. David got through Bath
in 10 minutes and pulled into Keynsham slightly earlier than he had previously
indicated. David approached Tesco Car Park from the Bristol Road entrance and as he turned
the corner he was horrified to see that the cement mixer was still there and
was occupying the space that David needed to turn right into the Tesco Car Park
before reversing back into the Funeralcare yard. David spoke to David Mullen
who asked if David could still get into the Tesco Car Park even though the
cement mixer was in his way. David said that the lorry had an amazing lock and
he would make an attempt. David Mullen got two men to stop the traffic and he
wished David all the best.
When the men
told him that the coast was clear, David put the vintage lorry in the lowest
gear and as he pulled along side the cement mixer he assessed the task. He had
to turn the old girl through 90 degrees in a distance of less than 20 feet and
he had to watch that he didn’t hit the cement mixer, sign post or any car. As
the Leyland Beaver edged forward on tick-over David applied full right lock as
quickly as possible and then it was like watching everything in slow motion
with the Beaver spinning on a sixpence and the sign post was near the corner of
the cab and the rear off-side tyre was dangerously close to the corner of a
car. Miraculously David got the lorry around into Tesco Car Park without
hitting anything or anyone, as pedestrians were taking no notice of the
Builders who were controlling the traffic.
Reversing
back into the Funeralcare yard wasn’t a walk in the park because the builders
had put a kink in the steel wired fence which introduced a pinch point of less
than 8ft wide. David had to put in a shunt and the fence was extremely close as
the Leyland Beaver, which is 7 ft 6 inches wide, went through the gap.
Sue Hole and
Steve Coke were delighted that David had got into their yard. David said,
‘Normally when I get into a Funeral Director’s yard I’m then relaxed because I know
that I will be able to get out, however, that may not apply today.’ David asked
Steve Coke to allow 10 minutes to leave the site in case equipment had to be
moved. David said, ‘Steve it will either take 10 minutes or two minutes.’ Sue
Hole said, ‘Dave it will only take you two minutes because you are an excellent
driver.’
David spoke
to a number of the Builders and arranged for the fence to be straightened and
although there was much activity whilst David was loading the flowers and soon
as 1145 hours came the place was like the deck of the Mary Celeste. David got
out of the yard without a problem and Steve was impressed with the performance
of the Leyland Beaver on the big hills leading to Haycombe Crematorium, in fact
the cortege arrived 15 minutes early.
The route
from the house to the crematorium had involved going past The Ship Inn and David recounted that his football connections had
been invaluable on this funeral.
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